Vinventions, the grand wizard of plastic caps, serves up a story where plastic gets cast as the new eco-hero. We’re promised “recyclable” and “carbon-neutral” products, all wrapped up in their Green Line – which, spoiler, usually ends up in the incinerator rather than any recycling bin. Like a movie star, it dazzles, but that shine covers up a much duller reality. Bottom line: with carbon neutrality floating in artistic blur and durability tests nowhere to be seen, you start to wonder if their caps are really made to stroke your conscience… or just your wine!