Plastic lives a double life — signing autographs as “GREEN”! Thröl Haartkor Mk III gives us a debrief on eco-impostures, with that trademark sour-sweet bite. From wine corks that reek of Tupperware, to “compostable” coffee pods that need the fires of hell to break down, to bioplastic cutlery that’s basically just plastic in a costume — our quest for sustainability looks more like a treasure hunt in a supermarket aisle. Bottom line? They’re selling us disposables dressed up in bio — but it’s all just Premium-grade bullshit. Cheers!