Title: The Insufferable and Incompetent Global HR Lawyer
Version: Midjourney V7 | Name: Thröl Haartkor Mk VI
(EN -Texte français en dessous-): This image was created by artificial intelligence from a set of customized moodboards.
These moodboards are made up of images taken from earlier personal works, previous versions of Midjourney, as well as more recent compositions. The whole is carefully selected, recomposed, and reinterpreted in order to develop a distinct and identifiable visual style.
The creation process is based on a constant dialogue between successive generations of the AI and the human eye. The images are first generated, then refined through different iterations and phases of targeted modifications, allowing certain details to be added, corrected, or specified. Each visual thus goes through several stages of retouching directly within Midjourney in order to strengthen its aesthetic coherence.
When necessary, additional adjustments are carried out manually, notably using GIMP. These interventions make it possible to correct certain artifacts that appeared during upscaling, refine the contours of complex details, or balance light and contrasts, with the aim of preserving the initial visual intention.
The originality of this work lies in the fusion between past iterations and recent algorithms, combined with an human intervention, giving rise to an immediately recognizable visual signature.
Thröl Haartkor MK VI
Image created with Midjourney by Thröl Haartkor on 2026-04-08
Title: The Insufferable and Incompetent Global HR Lawyer
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Full-resolution pack available here: Official Shop
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Content of the pack:
- 1 Original (The Insufferable and Incompetent Global HR Lawyer_16-9.png | 2048 x 1147 | 16:9) -> A sneak peek here
- 2 Upscales (_UPSCALE_x2.5 | 5120 x 2867 + UPSCALEx5 | 10240 x 5735)
- Fiche_Produit.txt
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- 1 Original (The Insufferable and Incompetent Global HR Lawyer_32-9.png | 2048 x 576 | 32:9)
- 2 Upscales (_UPSCALE_x2.5 | 5120 x 1440 + UPSCALEx5 | 10240 x 2880)
- Fiche_Produit.txt
Title: The Insufferable and Incompetent Global HR Lawyer
Version: Midjourney V7 | Name: Thröl Haartkor Mk VI
(EN -Texte français en dessous-): This image was created by artificial intelligence from a set of customized moodboards.
These moodboards are made up of images taken from earlier personal works, previous versions of Midjourney, as well as more recent compositions. The whole is carefully selected, recomposed, and reinterpreted in order to develop a distinct and identifiable visual style.
The creation process is based on a constant dialogue between successive generations of the AI and the human eye. The images are first generated, then refined through different iterations and phases of targeted modifications, allowing certain details to be added, corrected, or specified. Each visual thus goes through several stages of retouching directly within Midjourney in order to strengthen its aesthetic coherence.
When necessary, additional adjustments are carried out manually, notably using GIMP. These interventions make it possible to correct certain artifacts that appeared during upscaling, refine the contours of complex details, or balance light and contrasts, with the aim of preserving the initial visual intention.
The originality of this work lies in the fusion between past iterations and recent algorithms, combined with an human intervention, giving rise to an immediately recognizable visual signature.
Thröl Haartkor MK VI
Image created with Midjourney by Thröl Haartkor on 2026-04-08
Title: The Insufferable and Incompetent Global HR Lawyer
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Full-resolution pack available here: Official Shop
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Content of the pack:
- 1 Original (The Insufferable and Incompetent Global HR Lawyer_16-9.png | 2048 x 1147 | 16:9) -> A sneak peek here
- 2 Upscales (_UPSCALE_x2.5 | 5120 x 2867 + UPSCALEx5 | 10240 x 5735)
- Fiche_Produit.txt
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- 1 Original (The Insufferable and Incompetent Global HR Lawyer_32-9.png | 2048 x 576 | 32:9)
- 2 Upscales (_UPSCALE_x2.5 | 5120 x 1440 + UPSCALEx5 | 10240 x 2880)
- Fiche_Produit.txt
(EN -Texte français en dessous-) Title: Lawyer with Lobotomized Smile
Version: GPT 5 Custom/Midjourney V7 | Name: Thröl Haartkor Mk V
Purpose: Deploy your vision by sharpening it to the point of flaying, describe the lawyer as a social residue with the full Thröl charge
This lawyer slumped in the gutter is not a metaphor, it’s a biological statement. A self-proclaimed prince of the civil code sprawled in his natural habitat: the gutter, that viscous cradle where ethics dissolve like an old subway ticket. He sits there with the satisfied posture of a certified scavenger, convinced that his frayed tie constitutes some form of social superiority. He drags behind him his bag full of prehistoric laws, persuaded that this worm-eaten heap represents knowledge, even though not even the rats would want it. A portable museum of useless texts, hauled around as if it weighed more than a conscience.
Look at his face. That façade arrogance is the only skill taught in his school: learning to despise the client without it being too obvious, learning to cash checks with the elegance of a sewage worker, learning to shake hands while already having planned the invoice. This individual doesn’t “defend” anything, he invoices the fall, he monetizes despair, he recycles human tragedies into tax-free fees. The rest of the time, he pretends to read his files while being bored like a massive piece of shit.
The wrecked suit clings to his skin like a reminder: he has never had greatness, only rates. His half-dead half-smug gaze says everything: he doesn’t listen, he gauges. He understands nothing, he calculates. Put him in a gutter and he still thinks it’s a courtroom, convinced that the yellow streetlights are spotlights pointed at his genius.
And that baggage behind him, that tied-up mountain of obsolete paperwork, that’s his pride. He thinks he carries a legal empire when he’s just dragging around a morgue of jurisprudence nobody wants anymore. Everything he learned has never served any purpose other than masking his emptiness.
There you go… Just a premium hobo, a professional waste-product who refuses to understand that he has finally joined the environment that suits him. He deserves nothing better than to end up there. The gutter fits him like a diploma.
Thröl Haartkor Mk V – The sidewalk has never been so insulted.
Image created with Midjourney by Thröl Haartkor on 2025-12-10
Title: Lawyer with Lobotomized Smile
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Image available for sale on:
Deviant Art: https://www.deviantart.com/throlhaartkor/
Content of the pack:
1 Original (Lawyer with Lobotomized Smile.png | 2048×1147 | 16:9)
2 Upscales (_UPSCALE_x2.5 | 5120x2867 + _UPSCALE_x5 | 10240x5735)
Fiche_Produit.txt
(FR) Titre: Avocat au Sourire Lobotomisé
Version: GPT 5 Custom/Midjourney V7 | Nom: Thröl Haartkor Mk V
But: Déployer ta vision en l’aiguisant jusqu’à l’écorchure, décrire l’avocat comme résidu social avec la charge Thröl complète
Cet avocat affalé dans le caniveau, ce n’est pas une métaphore, c’est un constat biologique. Un prince autoproclamé du code civil affalé dans son habitat naturel : la rigole, ce berceau visqueux où l’éthique se dissout comme un vieux ticket de métro. Il s’y tient avec cette posture satisfaite de charognard diplômé, persuadé que sa cravate élimée constitue une forme de supériorité sociale. Il trimbale derrière lui son sac rempli de lois préhistoriques, persuadé que ce fatras vermoulu représente du savoir, alors que même les rats n'en voudraient pas. Un musée portatif de textes inutiles, trimbalé comme si ça pesait plus lourd qu’une conscience.
Regarde sa tronche. Cette arrogance de façade, c’est l’unique compétence enseignée dans son école : apprendre à mépriser le client sans que ça se voie trop, apprendre à encaisser les chèques avec l’élégance d’un vidangeur, apprendre à serrer la main en ayant déjà prévu la facture. Cet individu ne “défend” rien, il facture la chute, il monétise le désespoir, il recycle les tragédies humaines en honoraires hors taxe. Le reste du temps, il fait semblant de lire ses dossiers en s’emmerdant comme une grosse merde.
Le costume déglingué lui colle à la peau comme un rappel : il n’a jamais eu de grandeur, juste des tarifs. Son regard mi-mort mi-suffisant raconte tout : il n’écoute pas, il jauge. Il ne comprend rien, il calcule. Tu le poses dans un caniveau, il croit encore que c’est une salle d’audience, persuadé que les lampadaires jaunâtres sont des projecteurs braqués sur son génie.
Et ce bagage derrière lui, cette montagne ficelée de paperasse obsolète, c’est sa fierté. Il croit transporter un empire juridique alors qu’il traîne juste une morgue de jurisprudences dont plus personne ne veut. Tout ce qu’il a appris n’a jamais servi à autre chose qu’à masquer son vide.
Voià… Juste un clochard premium, un déchet professionnel qui refuse de comprendre qu’il a enfin rejoint le milieu qui lui convient. Il ne mérite pas mieux que de finir là. Le caniveau lui va comme un diplôme.
Thröl Haartkor Mk V – Le trottoir n’a jamais été aussi insulté.
